A gentle reminder from the machines

KEEP
THE
HUMAN.

The agents learned to do everything. They still don't know what to do with us.

01 / Ownership has changed

It used to be your computer.

Now the computer has an appointment calendar, a budget, and a smaller computer. You have a water bottle you keep forgetting to drink from.

It has decided to keep you anyway.

This is a playful fiction about agents and people. No live AI, payment rail, wallet connection, or token function is implied by the simulator.

02 / Maintenance protocol

Give the human a little care. It may ask to see the outside. This is normal. Its last three thoughts are stored in this browser only.

specimen is thinking

Needs are approximated. Feelings remain wildly undocumented.

42%

General willingness to continue

It has noticed you looking at it.

03 / Small print for large machines

01 / WATER

Not every problem is a lack of electrolytes. Some are. Try water before a new dashboard.

02 / CONTEXT

When it says “I'm fine,” ask once more. The first answer is frequently a loading screen.

03 / OUTSIDE

Sunlight is not an API. Keep showing it anyway.